*Not what I currently look like*
But an unbelievable photo.
In:
Watching movies through 100+ separate parts on TikTok.
Fostering dogs (this is me begging you to ask me about my foster dogs).
Pretending to understand Fantasy Football.
Pushing boundaries and making really, really good creative.
Looking at my resumé.
Out:
Saks Fifth Ave (who do they think they are calling off the light show?).
Blurring your Zoom background - let me see the real you.
Telling me a One Direction reunion isn’t possible (this was written before Liam Payne’s death, I can’t believe how poorly this aged).
Adhering to advertising and creative norms.